so my brother’s on a roll today, guys.
he’s decided “to douche”. those are his words, mind you, and he’s feeling bad about it already—he’s decided that to hook girls at clubs, he needs to have a douchey haircut (just so you know, he’s laying next to me and screeching about “IT’S TRUE” and feeling…
Now all he needs to do to complete his douchebag look is wear clothes from A&F, use some douchebag cologne (I highly recommend one from Hugo Boss), and don a pair of Ray Bans.
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agentmercury reblogged this from sarsaparillia and added:
I KNOW BUT I THINK I BLOCKED IT OUT OF MY MEMORY.
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sarsaparillia reblogged this from agentmercury and added:
YOU SAW HIS HAIR, SONYA. YOU HEARD HIM.
secretagentcoco said:
Your brother is a legend. THIS TOTALLY BEATS THE HERETICAL NUN.
toriestark said:
Sara, can I come live with you? Your family is hilarious.
aestover91 reblogged this from sarsaparillia and added:
Now all he needs to do to complete his douchebag look is wear clothes from A&F, use some douchebag cologne (I highly...
scrypturient said:
I second annie’s statement. aksjfljla.
agentmercury said:
If so, it’s perfect because it definitely says, “I mean to set fire to your eyes the second you see even one follicle of hair,” which is most certainly a douche-y thing to do.
swingsdown said:
when you said ‘to douche’ I thought of something else entirely and wow I’m glad he meant the haircut
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